23 January 2008

Ban Assault Plungers


A drunken man in Leavenworth, Kansas attacked his father early Monday morning, stabbing him 16 times with the handle of a toilet plunger. The victim survived the attack. The assailant is in jail accused of attempted murder of both his parents.

But America will soon be asking, what reasonable steps can we take to avert plunger violence?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

everything can be a weapon.

Randall Walker said...

Okay I am laughing pretty hard now. Good post. Everyone else wants to ban the "assault _____" (fill in the blank). Why not toilet plungers?

Anonymous said...

shee-yit that would hurt

H. Smith said...

Mr Greer - I understand this is sarcasm, but isn't it crude to make fun of the poor man who is in the hospital?

Brent Greer said...

Mr. Smith --
Yes it is indeed sarcasm. And I am sorry for the man in the hospital. But it is instructive that his son is a new breed of criminal whose love of plunger violence must be publicized, and stopped, lest it infect our young people and sweep the nation.