Regulate The Assault Batteries

Some are suggesting that disposable batteries -- a pollutant of sorts -- and no matter how efficient, should be considered a controlled substance and, as such, should be sold under the same restrictions as prescription drugs or guns.

Right. First off, there is no market for used batteries that I'm aware of. Secondly, and thankfully, you are still able to buy and sell guns among law abiding individuals in private transactions. I don't think there would be such a battery market.

h/t to Instapundit