09 January 2008

Thief Is Stabbed By Hunting Knives He Stuffed Into His Pants

Think he gets the point that stealing is wrong? I mean, he's clearly not a cutting edge criminal, but if you carefully dissect his story you find a penetrating slice of life laid open and ripped straight from the headlines.

Too much?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

very punny

Kurt '45superman' Hofmann said...

Too bad he didn't cut off a part of his anatomy that he would need to reproduce.

Brent Greer said...

45, yes that would have eliminated his passing down the stupid gene to yet another generation.