Ban The Assault Screwdrivers, Especially From HuffPo Writers

A writer for the anti-gun Huffington Post stabbed her ex-lover some 220 times . . . with a screwdriver. After reporting her former partner missing, she then took her own life with a firearm.

A screwdriver . . . outlet for the rage of the political Left? Hard to tell. Still, the assault screwdrivers must be banned, and particularly kept out of the hands of Huffington Post writers.

Do it . . . for the children. Oh, and for Huffington Post writers.