Its Time To BAN The Assault Scissors

"A Boise man is recovering after an attack outside an IHOP in Utah. Orem police say the Boise man had just finished breakfast with his girlfriend when he was assaulted by a stranger with scissors.

"Orem police say for no reason at all, a complete stranger approached the Boise couple in the IHOP parking lot and started stabbing the man. He fell, and the attacker jumped on him and kept stabbing him in his face, neck and arms."

Perhaps his waffle was overdone . . . eitherway, if we get rid of assault scissors NO ONE will ever fear entering a well-known breakfast establishment again.