Rape Whistles: Instruments Of Torture

"Handing out rape whistles does not do anything to solve the problem of a serial rapist attacking college students. I am certain that I’m not the only one appalled at this reaction to a very serious problem that crosses lines of age and gender and is known as one of the more taboo topics of discussion in national media."

The words of Fighting For Liberty, who posits that a better solution, one that will respect the rights of whistle owners, yet will save man’s best friend from the inherent torment of a life sacrificed by the consequences of accidental or intentional blowing, is the development of "rape-free zones." But its not enough. She continues:

"Students for the Hindrance of Unwanted Thrusting, Undulation, and Perversion (SHUTUP) are also on board in calling for a ban of condoms and KY Jelly within a five mile radius of any university campus with a clearly marked Rape-Free Zone on
it’s grounds."

Strong words. But there's more:

"SHUTUP is also combating the increasingly influential forced-wind lobby by instituting a “Whistle Buyback Program” being held at many campus locations where whistle-owners can turn in their unregistered whistles no-questions-asked and receive in return a morning-after pill."

Intense reading. Check it out.

h/t to SailorCurt, who comments: "The only thing I would add to her proposed 'Rape Free Zone' is the adoption of penis registration, research into the practicality of penis microstamping, and the submission of 'ammunition samples' for the creation of a 'DNA Ballistic Database.' "

For the children. And the little animals.