This Might Keep You Up Nights

"Savvy criminals are using some of the country's most credible logos, including FedEx, Wal-Mart, DirecTV and the U.S. Border Patrol, to create fake trucks to smuggle drugs, money and illegal aliens across the border, according to a report by the Florida Department of Law Enforcement."

I was already having enough trouble sleeping. All this, and yet the control types have themselves tied up in knots worrying whether I've had a background check before I buy "bullets."